The cockroach & Einstein’s RELATIVITY….

Ashutosh — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:40:07 +0000

There was a cockroach in my toilet pan which I discovered -few days back- while giving a flush to the toilet.For sure there was nothing weird about it and I didn’t pay heed. Since then It-the struggle of the cockroach to rise while confronting with a heavy flush-was a daily show until today when I used Aman Verma’s Harpic power- triple action-to get rid of the cockroach by making it unhygienic for the same.

It was nothing new, but for a moment I found it interesting as I immediately was able to apply Einstein’s relativity to my toilet pan.The same pan,which never can be thought of being a residence of a human -even if it is enlarged to a required size, is a haven for the cockroach. This is how a heaven with respect to a cockroach is worst than the hell with respect to the humans.

May be this is why Mr Jinnah, father of Pakistan, is a demon with respect to BJP but is a “victim of demonology” with respect to Mr Jaswant Singh.

Surely this is the reason why ………………..

The Murli S. Deora with respect to Mukesh is not the same with respect to Anil.

The SRK’s USA differs from Kalam’s….and so on.

I can’t dare to blame The great Einstein-My personal favorite- but the root of all these differences,for sure, lies in the concept of THE RELATIVITY-THE POINT OF REFERENCE.

New USERS

Ashutosh — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:15:55 +0000

We have heard of first lady, first citizen, but first users! who are they?If you are thinking of an award or special status then i am sorry. Off course they are human beings, but not the likes of presidents of countries or their wives.
They are the victims of internet – we can say-the victims of the likes of yahoo and google.
They can be any Sita, Gita , Sanju , Manju…….akash or prakash. First users!- itz understandable, but victims! how?. If you want to know ‘how? ‘, then go through the following lines.

I am a fresh engineering graduate who is very much familiar with internet and all its stuffs starting from @gmail.com to @sabitabhabi.com. I remember- 6 years back- when i created my first email id i was not at all a happy user as i couldn’t get the user id of my choice. Every time it showed “requested user name not available”. Failing to get a user id named Santosh@gmail.com i had to satisfy with santosh_2003@gmail.com and i thought the one with santosh@gmail.com must be lucky one.

Today i created my first ever blog and i went through a similar situation when i didn’t get the blog named itzyoualways.blogspot.com and managed with a smaller one: itzualways.blogspot.com. After creating the blog the next thing-obviously-was to make some people know about the existence of such a blog. That’s when i got a target group-the so called first users like any sita@, gita@, sanju@, manju@ and many such lucky ones because of whom many users like me couldn’t get their desired ids.I mailed-randomly-near about 50 such @gmail.coms informing them of my first ever blog which may not be of any interest to those first users but may end up reading the mail and may be some of them are reading the blog.
So my dear first users!
please don’t get angry on me. I am just a beginner unlike you people who must have had many such blogs and posts much before. I am sorry but that’s how you are the victims in the sense that any unknown can send you mails irrespective of your interest and thus consuming your much valuable time.

RANDOM RUMINATIONS

The cockroach & Einstein’s RELATIVITY….

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